Zak unleashes a fiery roast of slow, bloated, outdated adult websites — and drops real advice on how to fix them. From crusty shared hosting and autoplay disasters to four-kay videos trying to load through a two-thousand-and-one connection, this episode’s a must-listen for anyone who wants to turn their site from cringe to cash. Bonus: how to know when it’s time to stop DIY-ing and call in a pro. (Spoiler: It’s probably yesterday.)